A short song by Lancaster band, The Lovely Eggs, about a chance encounter between flared trousers, alcohol and a bicycle, which seems to be a polite response to the comically nihilistic 1976 Ramones song, ‘Now I wanna sniff some glue’. This song was apparently prompted by jealousy over a friend who had paid leave from work after breaking their collar bone in a fall, but I think it is also a love song, a song about wanting to be swept off one’s feet and bowled over.